Things I Hate (Not exclusive or in any particular order)

- Opening a can in a quiet room

- Rolling a bag down a cobblestone street

- People referring to their mom simply as “mom”

- Flip flops

- Eating with a wooden spoon

- When you’re at nail place and become conscious of the fact that you’re holding a strange man's hand 

- Loafers

- Automatic toilets flushing while you're still on them

- When people (my roommates) don't open the clear film on a container (the Boar's Head everything bagel hummus container) all the way and leave strips of plastic hanging on

- Zara's website

- When store employees talk to me

- The phrase "brick and mortar"

- The word dumbwaiter

- Men limboing

- When you press the back button on a website and it takes you to the top of the page instead of where you just were (hopefully mine doesn't do this lol)

- Sedans I HATE SEDANS

- Pool bathrooms