Things I Hate (Not exclusive or in any particular order)

- Opening a can in a quiet room

- Rolling a bag down a cobblestone street

- Eating with a wooden spoon, particularly soup & ice cream

- When you’re getting your nails done and you become conscious of the fact that a strange man is holding your hand

- Automatic toilets flushing while you're still on them

- People referring to their mom simply as “mom” instead of "my mom" 

- Loafers, except on sweet grandpa men

- When people (my college roommates) don't open the clear film on a container (the Boar's Head everything bagel hummus, must try, container) all the way and leave random strips of plastic hanging on for dear life

- Zara's website. I'm sorry, but girls please tell me you relate. I thought I was supposed to be the internet generation but I can't figure it out for the life of me.

- The phrase "brick and mortar"

- The word "dumbwaiter"

- Men limboing. Need I say more?

- When you press the back button on a website and it takes you to the top of the page instead of where you just were (hopefully mine doesn't do this lol)

- Sedans. I HATE SEDANS.

- I really hate Tim Burton movies

- When people say "greazy" instead of "greasy"

- Pool bathrooms